who The Fuck is alt-j
Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

(Source: toastradamus)

koreanmodel:

Kim Sung Hee at Dsquared2 Spring 2015 MFW

koreanmodel:

Kim Sung Hee at Dsquared2 Spring 2015 MFW

So what grade are you in now?
Anonymous

Not the fifth

themes:

Cookbook A Tumblr theme built for food lovers. With heaps of special features and over 50 customization options, Cookbook will be sure to get your tastebuds flowing. 
High res photos
Tags and recipes on the sidebar

Print friendly pages for text and photo posts
Instagram & Flickr gallery page
5 advertisement images + links for the sidebar
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I don’t care about the dumbass theme I want that Melbourne style baked eggs recipe

themes:

Cookbook

A Tumblr theme built for food lovers. With heaps of special features and over 50 customization options, Cookbook will be sure to get your tastebuds flowing.

  • High res photos
  • Tags and recipes on the sidebar
  • Print friendly pages for text and photo posts
  • Instagram & Flickr gallery page
  • 5 advertisement images + links for the sidebar

Check out Cookbook and more at tumblr.com/themes.

I don’t care about the dumbass theme I want that Melbourne style baked eggs recipe

i don't know why but i honestly feel kind of hurt that you were a republican in fifth grade
Anonymous

I only thought republicans were cool because my dad was a republican and I was a kid and wanted to act like I understood politics. The other day my grandma called me a “flaming liberal lesbian” so I think I’m good now

what is the point of riff raff

oomshi:

where is my boyfriend Chris Evans

confession

i was a hardcore republican in the fifth grade and i tried to convince other kids that John McCain was a good candidate which was very easy because they were fifth graders

what’s up w scotland so far