Professional heterophobe
how do u feel about people who dont say bless you to their pets after they sneeze
Anonymous

my fish made a weird bubble noise once and I said bless you

it has come to my attention that my cheesecake oatmeal calls for 1/4 cup cinnamon and I am here to clarify that that indeed is a typo, it is instead 1/4 tsp

it has come to my attention that my cheesecake oatmeal calls for 1/4 cup cinnamon and I am here to clarify that that indeed is a typo, it is instead 1/4 tsp

I just remembered I have loads of oatmeal and I was wondering it you had any oatmeal recipes that would be a great morning starter?
Anonymous

go in my recipes tag I have posted 4 or 5 of my best

bl00dbuzz-0hio:

alt-j:

I ate probably about a pound of brussels sprouts today

this sounds like the worst code name ever for smoking weed.

"Bruh, I ate sooo many brussel sprouts."

well then it’s probably a good thing I don’t smoke and just eat a lot of brussels sprouts

punkshavo:

hes ok he found a new friend

punkshavo:

hes ok he found a new friend

(Source: 666doggg)

I would die for brussels sprouts

I ate probably about a pound of brussels sprouts today

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight
…yas

…yas