Professional heterophobe
every anti sj comic ever
Xtremely irrational minority person: kill and eat all straights
author self insert: oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my
good rational minority person: Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"
Xtremely irrational minority person: *pees*
author self insert: thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*
good rational minority person: woof

positivelypinkie:

This is Oslo. She will be six in June.

ive never had Ben & Jerrys

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

(Source: lolgifs.net)


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@Kyle 2007-2012 were just shitty years beforehand they were pretty decent and now that they’re a young team they’ll probs be good for awhile longer and also I can beat you up anyways

IM JUST A HUMAN BEAN
are u forgetting something

are u forgetting something

that’s really cool kyle im glad you told me

can the mariners just be good for once